The Faqihi Fad
It's Velayat-e Faqih, fake and bad,
Khamenei is Leader, a tyrant Vlad,
And greedy mullahs, power-mad,
False turbans, vanity robes-clad,
And frenzied mobs, pathetic and sad,
All shall expire, am I not glad?
Until it's over, declare jihad,
Protect your freedom, fight back the cad,
For "rebellion to tyranny is obedience to Dad!"
The Vali-ye Faqih
The Creatures Corvine
It's Iran and politics sub-waistline,
A great nation in a deadline,
Sodomy there is now "devine,"
The free man is concubine,
To Basij thugs and creatures corvine,
That's Khamenei's guideline,
Yet he claims the Prophet's bloodline!
The life of Abdul Alim Musa
The Gold Mine and Social Decline
Sniff, sniff, snow line,
High and drunk, not on wine,
Crack cocaine, white and shine,
Good money, and it's all mine,
Let there be social decline,
Let the people live like swine,
Their misery is my gold mine,
Sniff, sniff, snow line!
The Far Shrine
Like feline my lives are nine,
Heard of Khomeini and his line,
"Great Satan" is his whine,
That too is my incline,
Looking far towards his shrine,
On Baba Khomeini I recline,
On his hatred I gladly dine,
My new life is just fine!
The Topline and the Ovine
Baba Khamenei is topline,
Drives the mobs borderline,
In America I'm his twine,
Our efforts we combine,
He is the master and I'm ovine,
His ambitions I underline,
His ideology I outline,
Minds of men we confine!
Wake-up Abdul Alim Musa!
The Wake-up Yank
O Maulana "Big Hank,"
Let's be very, very frank,
Your mama should give you a good spank,
For your speeches always clank,
Yes, they impress embittered mullahs of low rank,
And get you checks on the blank,
True, it's good money in the bank,
This keeps your big beak a little dank,
And feeds your deep desires to be swank,
But your whole thing is a lousy prank!
Think not hating America is the only plank,
It's your own country you should thank,
Wake-up, be not Khamenei's slave on the far flank!
His sad mobs have already shrank,
His sodomite regime is getting lank,
It's not dead, yet it has already stank,
Don't wait until it has expired and sank,
Turn around and put your raging feelings on the brank,
It's your beautiful Columbia that you ought to embank!
Notes and references
- Dad is the Lord God, absolute owner and master of all that exists.
- Maulana "Big Hank" is the extremist imam Abdul Alim Musa.
- That is the embittered Khomeinist mullah Nabi Raza Mir (a.k.a. Nabi Raza Abidi)
- Columbia is the United States of America